NOOOO! Not Mila! Last night, the Top Model judges saw the “vacant” look on the tall blonde’s face, and realized she had some serious “room to rent.” Nigel Barker remarked that even as Mila stood before them receiving outfit critiques, “she wasn’t absorbing any of it.” Thus, in a stunning first-week showdown, evil diva Ebony survived, robbing us of the insanely-funny poser. Earlier, a cool photo shoot had each girl glamorously holding a cigarette, with a mirror reflecting their bodies rotting away with cancer. (Mila, claiming she looked like Bozo, rankled Mr. Jay by laughing thru her session.) Tyra later told the contestants that many young girls look up to them as role models, and that this season will be “smoke-free.”

Gossip Girl then cemented Blair’s status as TV’s prettiest two-faced conniving backstabber. Suffice to say, the war is on, after Ms. Waldorf blabbed to Dan about Serena’s hook-up with Nate. And whoa, Serena’s mom sure gets around. Freaked about her daughter dating the blue-collar son of Rufus, she paid a second visit to her (apparent) old flame—before a revealing tête-à-tête with smarmy Chuck’s father! All that…plus an elegant brunch with fisticuffs. Who knew the jet-setters had such daily drama?

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